Oct 9, 2026
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2 min read
I have fallen victim to the ancient art of making people look twice.
Oct 2, 2026
4 min read
They made an emo album. I wish I were kidding.
Sep 25, 2026
3 min read
I fought for my life on Ticketmaster. Then I realized I was being marketed to.
Sep 18, 2026
And yet you're about to text 21523 for him.
Sep 11, 2026
I feel extremely seen. And slightly concerned.
Sep 4, 2026
Martha Stewart may have just changed how we think about comments.
Aug 26, 2026
She Knew Something Most Of Us Forget
Aug 21, 2026
1 min read
He’s 6 feet tall, silent, and wearing giant clogs.
Jun 12, 2026
Ten seasons of Summer House in three weeks. But I learned something about marketing, so it's fine.
Jun 5, 2026
anyway I’m now emotionally invested in fictional men and sports drinks
May 29, 2026
brb im watching nickelback x megan thee stallion x cheetos for the 7th time today
May 22, 2026
He hosts a marketing competition show and it's unironically the best thing I've watched all year
May 15, 2026
babe wake up Stanley just said hallelujah twice and it's the best copy of the year
May 8, 2026
All from my couch in clothes that would get me escorted out of my local Panera
May 1, 2026
Drake didn’t run an ad. He started a public excavation.
Apr 24, 2026
Glass everywhere. Zero apologies.
Apr 17, 2026
Everyone had theories. No one had information. Very on brand.
Apr 10, 2026
Dyson, Doritos, Pringles x Skittles, and a wipe collab IRL
Apr 3, 2026
5 min read
12 tons of KitKats vanished and everyone is losing their mind.
Mar 27, 2026
Chaos, logic, and something about a Diet Coke.
Mar 20, 2026
Exhibit A: the popcorn purse.
Mar 13, 2026
While conducting extremely serious album research
Mar 6, 2026
A stuffed orangutan and the kind of connection no PowerPoint can deliver
Feb 27, 2026
Dramatic banishments and the terrifying power of perception.
Feb 20, 2026
6 min read
A guy skied uphill for fun, a Norwegian fumbled on live tv, and somehow this is all a marketing lesson
