Jun 12, 2026
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1 min read
Ten seasons of Summer House in three weeks. But I learned something about marketing, so it's fine.
Jun 5, 2026
anyway I’m now emotionally invested in fictional men and sports drinks
May 29, 2026
brb im watching nickelback x megan thee stallion x cheetos for the 7th time today
May 22, 2026
2 min read
He hosts a marketing competition show and it's unironically the best thing I've watched all year
May 15, 2026
babe wake up Stanley just said hallelujah twice and it's the best copy of the year
May 8, 2026
3 min read
All from my couch in clothes that would get me escorted out of my local Panera
May 1, 2026
Drake didn’t run an ad. He started a public excavation.
Apr 24, 2026
Glass everywhere. Zero apologies.
Apr 17, 2026
Everyone had theories. No one had information. Very on brand.
Apr 10, 2026
4 min read
Dyson, Doritos, Pringles x Skittles, and a wipe collab IRL
Apr 3, 2026
5 min read
12 tons of KitKats vanished and everyone is losing their mind.
Mar 27, 2026
Chaos, logic, and something about a Diet Coke.
Mar 20, 2026
Exhibit A: the popcorn purse.
Mar 13, 2026
While conducting extremely serious album research
Mar 6, 2026
A stuffed orangutan and the kind of connection no PowerPoint can deliver
Feb 27, 2026
Dramatic banishments and the terrifying power of perception.
Feb 20, 2026
6 min read
A guy skied uphill for fun, a Norwegian fumbled on live tv, and somehow this is all a marketing lesson
Feb 13, 2026
Breaking down why a potato farm made me cry and a pringles man made me question everything
Feb 6, 2026
He shows up once a year, does nothing, and CNN covers it. We're cooked.
Jan 30, 2026
Why flattening your brand won’t fix what’s actually broken.
Jan 23, 2026
Timing and hashtags don’t matter if no one gets what you do.
Oct 31, 2025
Stop selling me my childhood.
Oct 17, 2025
About brands catfishing me with fake subject lines.
